Sunday, June 25, 2006

Dont You know?

Headed over to my cousin's house last night and i found out that my cousin's dog is DAMN HORNY. Was playing basketball with their hoop and the ball fell over to the other side where my cousin's golden retriever was. Had to go over the "Gate" , You know that kind to stop the dog from gg to where we were playing basketball. And she was biting the ball and bite my hand when i attempted to get the ball back.

HERE'S THE PART:
okay, so when i snatched it back and threw it over the " gate", She GRABBED MY LEGS AND STARTED MOVING. YES, SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS DOING SMTH VERY WRONG. Hahaha. And when i pushed her away and attempted to run away, SHE GRABBED MY OTHER LEG AND DID THE SAME THING. And her paws were digging into my skin. I was like screaming for help la! Then J came over and attempted to help me but the HORNY DOG jumped on her instead and put her paws on J and attempted to hold her from behind. (SEEE, HORNY RIGHT.) And so i had to help her again and this time SHE GRABBED MY LEGS AGAIN. I spent like ten mins trying to break free la.

And when i got free, it wasnt long before i had to go back in to get the ball YET AGAIN. So, yeah, I was grabbed like a hundred times by a DOG. I feel sexually abused. Ha.

When i told my parents this is what they said,
Me: EH, The stupid dog is damn horny!
(tells them what happened)
M: (looks at my uncle) GET HER A MATE LA!
D: Ya, Your dog attack my daughters leh!
Me: Not just attack once okay!
D: Go wash Your leg! Later You get that diseasee.. RAH-BIES!

No, i did not spell it wrongly. My dad pronounced rabies and rahbies.

I got sexually abused,
and cursed with Rahbies.
What a day. Lol.

Oh, i just rmbed smth. HIGH SCH MUSICAL TONIGHT!
VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS.
-Drools.

Oh well.
Gimme another friday night.

Cross out the happy endings.

2:39 PM

Mine

Rant rant rah rah

Thanks

Sunday, June 25, 2006

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